Posh and Becks to Appear in "Extras" Finale?

Could the ubiquitous David and Victoria Beckham, subjects of an upcoming NBC reality special (read: backdoor pilot), turn up in the last ever episode of Extras?

British paper The Sunday Mirror has reported that the overbearing celebrity couple--who recently made the move to sunny Los Angeles so that hubby David Beckham could play for the LA Galaxy team--will play themselves in a cameo role in the Christmas special for Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant's HBO/BBC series Extras.

Previously announced special will mark the end of the series for Extras, much in the same way that the Christmas special of The Office served as its series finale. (Sniffle, sniffle.)

The Beckhams would join George Michael, Madonna, and Clive Owen in the special, which will be written by Gervais and Merchant.

"Ricky is over the moon after getting confirmation from David and Victoria," an unnamed source told the Mirror. "He's still discussing how the Beckhams will appear, but they have indicated there is no limit to how silly they are prepared to look."

Really, there's no limit? Hmmm, maybe this unnamed source--said to be a "friend" of Ricky Gervais--hasn't seen Posh and Becks in their new NBC reality project?

The Extras Christmas Special is slated to air in two parts on BBC1 at Christmas and possibly later this year or next on HBO.

"Rob Thomas is a Whore" and Other Things I'll Miss About "Veronica Mars"

I really can't believe it's over. While last night's episode of Veronica Mars was touted by the CW as a "season finale," it's clear that the series has come to the end of the road and I, for one, am completely gutted.

It's one thing when a show peters out over several seasons and by Season Seven or so you become indifferent to one of your favorite series, but Veronica Mars still had a hell of a lot of potential--despite the awkward, sometimes off-putting single episode mysteries--and managed to restart itself in the two-hour finale.

One of the funniest moments in last night's Veronica Mars finale ("Weevils Wobble But They Don't Fall Over"/"The Bitch is Back") was a hilariously tongue-firmly-in-cheek scathing indictment of CW-style product placement as the gang name drop Venus razors ("Veronica Mars uses a Venus razor?"), People magazine, Saturn hybrid cars, and Matchbox 20, allowing Piz to take a swipe at Veronica Mars creator Rob Thomas, who just happens to share a name with the lead singer of the aforementioned band: "Rob Thomas is a whore." It's a fantastic meta moment which at once invalidates gratuitous product placement whilst probably serving to fulfill those very same product placement deals the CW forced upon the show all in the space of two scenes. I was a little skeptical when I saw Veronica shaving her legs in the sink of Mac's dorm room but those two scenes have quickly become series favorites as they skewer those awful, stilted Top Model Venus ads and similarly awkward product integration. It's the noir teen equivalent of the Snapple scene from 30 Rock.

All joking aside, I'm torn about whether last night's episode works as a series finale or just a season ender. On the one hand, there was no real resolution to any of the storylines (save the mystery of who filmed Veronica and Piz fooling around and posted it on the Internet) but on the other hand, writers Rob Thomas and Diane Ruggiero managed to reset the clock on Veronica Mars, returning us to several situations and storylines that defined the series in its freshman season: the feud between the Mars and Kane clans, Veronica being a social pariah, Keith losing the position of sheriff all over again thanks to Jake Kane (Kyle Secor, in a welcome return to the series), another idiot takes over as sheriff, etc. Hell, even Lily and Duncan Kane showed up, even if it was only as gigantic paintings in Jake Kane's palatial mansion.

There was definitely a cyclical feeling to the ending of "The Bitch is Back," as Keith sacrifices everything--the election campaign, his job, his sterling reputation--in order to save his beloved Veronica, though his intervention was ultimately unnecessary, which made his downfall all the more tragic. At the heart of this series has always been a compelling and extraordinary relationship between a father and daughter: because of her shame and embarrassment at the non-sex sex tape, Veronica is unable to tell Keith why she broke into Jake Kane's house and stole the hard drive; because of his love for his daughter, Keith does everything--including break the law--to save her. Has a television parent-child relationship ever been this rich and complex?

The ending, in which Veronica sees that Keith is being charged with tampering with evidence and then goes and votes for her dad in the voting booth (even though he's doomed to fail), was a beautiful crystallization about everything Veronica Mars has stood for: hope in the face of adversity, despite all proof that truth and justice don't necessarily exist in a noir-styled town as corrupt as Neptune. No matter how much good Keith and Veronica do in their roles as private investigators (or in Keith's case as sheriff), they'll never truly fit in in Neptune society; they're rebels, outcasts, forever removed from the '09-ers and tainted by the fact that they don't live in that posh zip code. If that's not the perfect ending to a series about class warfare, I don't know what is; it was poignant and full of promise for a fourth season at the same time. Pity then that we won't get to see (whether that's Veronica as an FBI agent or a college student) what would have come next.

It's clear that Logan is still deeply in love with Veronica. He savagely attacked poor Piz (wrongfully, I might add) and then, despite Veronica telling him that she wanted him out of her life forever, he still beat up that Castle member even after V. told Logan that he had serious mob connections. If that's not love, I don't know what is, though I do think Logan overstepped his bounds by upholding Veronica's honor; if that was anyone's right it was Piz's and, from the scathing gaze he offered Logan, it seemed like he was none too pleased by Logan's berserker rage. Poor Parker never even had a chance with Logan, did she? He didn't even blink when she split up with him. But I do have to admit that I liked Veronica and Piz together; they were really quite cute, especially in the scene where he told her how cute she was when she surveilled. (Aw.)

It was also gratifying to see the entire gang in on the action last night as Wallace and Mac (yay, Mac!) did what they do best and lent a hand to Veronica's investigation: Wallace went undercover at the Castle (but got caught in the process), Mac helped Veronica decrypt Jake Kane's hard drive and get the names (and confessions) of every single Castle member since 1939, Weevil bent the law to help V., and Logan provided some (misguided at times) muscle. It was just like old times again and made me more than a little nostalgic.

Best line of the night: "This new wetsuit is like a cheap hotel: no ballroom." I'm not sure what Dick hoped to gain by making amends for his past behavior towards everyone in his life (and his suddenly reemerging guilt over Cassidy's death), but he still managed to do so with his gutter humor intact. So maybe there is hope in Neptune even for the hopeless, after all.

We may not have gotten the resolution we wanted (no appearance by Big Dick Casablancas or Kendall) but we did get a plaintive ending to a series which has provided me no end of theorizing and ruminating. I do wish that Rob Thomas and Company would have had the chance to tell the story that they wanted and been able to end the series on their terms, rather than the network's. Despite its premature death at the hands of CW execs, Veronica Mars will forever remain in my memory as one of television's most multi-layered dramas, populated by complex characters in a noir-tinged underworld set against a fabulous, beach-scented backdrop. Neptune might not be an ideal place to live, but it's been the perfect weekly getaway over the last three seasons.

What's On Tonight

8 pm: NCIS (CBS); Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation (NBC; 8-10 pm); One Tree Hill (CW); Lost (ABC); American Idol (FOX; 8-10 pm)

9 pm: Criminal Minds (CBS); One Tree Hill (CW); Lost (ABC; 9-11 pm)

10 pm: CSI: New York (CBS); Dateline (NBC)

What I'll Be Watching

8 pm: Lost.

If you missed Thursday's Lost special ("The Answers"), here's your chance to kick back with Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse as they recap some of the plot twists and turns of this past season.

9-11 pm: Lost.

On the two-hour season finale of Lost ("Through the Looking Glass"), Jack and the castaways head to the radio tower, Charlie meets some new female friends in the Looking Glass, Desmond faces off against Patchy, and Ben enacts his plot to kidnap the female survivors of Oceanic Flight 815. I cannot wait!

Iron and Ashes: "Rome" Ends its Run on a High Note

With all the hubbub the other night with the season finale of Battlestar Galactica and a particularly fractious episode of The Amazing Race, I didn't want you to think that I'd forgotten about the series finale (sniffle) of Rome.

If you haven't ever watched Rome, I'm sure the episode in question wouldn't have even caught your notice but for those of us who have obsessively followed the slow burn of Rome, with its intrigues, vendettas, and fractured brotherhoods, the series finale, which aired Sunday (to be repeated a zillion times this week and available on HBO On Demand), was the perfect ending to a near-perfect series, which rarely had a misstep in its two-season history.

While I'm sad that this beloved series was drawn to a close sooner rather than later, I do have to admire HBO and BBC for acknowledging that it's far better to go out on a high note than draw out the inevitable with lackluster writing, subpar stories, and off-the-mark characterization. Like nearly every series tends to do. (Or what Lost is desperately trying to avoid.) Instead, Rome ended much like it began: with backstabbing and bloodbaths and brothers-in-arms Titus Pullo and Lucius Vorenus.

I was sad to see period rock star Mark Anthony throw himself on his sword (especially given that he made Vorenus hold said Roman sword) after fighting so valiantly (and in recent weeks in a drug and prostitute-fueled stupor). It was Anthony who gave the series that dog-eat-dog-and-die-smiling passion that will be missed but it was an incredible sight to see Vorenus transform the now Egyptian Anthony back into a true Roman. Of course, his death was for naught as the manipulative Cleopatra faked her death in order to engineer a truce with the clinically brutal Octavian... only to take an asp to her own breast when she realized that, as Anthony had told her, Octavian was a monster after all.

Did anyone else feel more than a little bad for poor Atia? Given that she's been responsible for most of the misery, heartbreak, and death in Rome, that's a pretty amazing feat. But I did feel truly awful for Atia, who realized that victory always comes at a price. She might be the mother of the emperor and guaranteed more power than any other woman in Rome, but it does seem that Servilia's curse did come true after all: despite new new position, she has lost everything and everyone she once cared for. ("Send her bitterness and despair for all her life. Let her taste nothing but ashes and iron.") And yet, even faced with all of this, she still manages to keep her head high... and cut Octavian's wife Livia out of her rightful place.

Titus Pullo finally finds his family after, let's say some pretty major setbacks with Eirene and Gaia, coming face to face with his own son Caesarion. He's also reunited, albeit it briefly, with his brother-in-arms Lucius Vorenus, who get to battle side-by-side one last time. Pullo takes Caesarion (now being called Aeneas) back to Rome, along with Vorenus. He too gets the chance to put things right with his blood, finally receiving forgiveness from his wrathful daughter Vorena the Elder.

Does Vorenus die at the tavern? While we never see the death scene itself, I think it's pretty safe to say that if Vorenus didn't die soon after the benediction he receives from Vorena, that the end is coming pretty soon. And in the end, I don't think Vorenus could have asked for a more fitting death than to have died as a result of a "glorious" wound from a sword during a fierce battle that had him and Pullo vastly outnumbered.

As for Pullo, he's happy to collect the reward for Caesarion's death and invents a story to conceal the truth of Caesarion's existence (it involves a rotting head and the desert; you fill in the blanks), which apparently suits Octavian, who wanted the boy put to death for political reasons. It never occurs to Octavian that his old friend Pullo might be lying to his face, but the never-blinking Octavian was never very good with people.

In the end, Rome boils down to those crucial relationships between people: parents, children, brothers, and the eternal possibility of reconciliation or treachery. That we're left with Pullo and Caesarion walking the streets of Rome somewhat richer as he finally tells the boy the story of his father is a fitting end to this vibrant, stirring, and thoughtful series. While life look a lot different since the days of Octavian's rule in Rome, it's a reminder that the more things change, the more they stay the same.

What's On Tonight

8 pm: NCIS (CBS); Dateline (NBC); Gilmore Girls (CW); Dancing with the Stars (ABC); American Idol (FOX)

9 pm: The Unit (CBS); Law & Order: Criminal Intent (NBC); Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search of the Next Doll (CW); Primetime (ABC); House (FOX)

10 pm: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (CBS); Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC); The Great American Dream Vote (ABC)

What I'll Be Watching

8 pm: American Idol.

Gwen Stefani Alert! The fashion icon, former No Doubt singer, and Mrs. Gavin Rossdale coaches the remaining ten finalists in some pop-themed performances. Where are the Harajuku Girls though?

8 pm: Gilmore Girls.

I've given up on this once-great drama, but for the few of you out there still watching, here's what's going on. On tonight's repeat episode ("To Whom It May Concern"), Lorelai forced Jackson to reveal the rationale behind Sookie's odd behavior, Luke and Anna attend a custody hearing, and Paris helps Rory mend things between her and Lucy. All in favor of ending this once great show, say aye.