The Daily Beast: "Mad Men Returns: A Recap of Season Five"

Can’t remember what happened to Don, Peggy, and Joan? Ahead of its sixth season premiere on Sunday, I bring you up to speed on what happened last season on AMC’s Mad Men. Plus, read our review of the Season Six premiere.

Over at The Daily Beast, you can read my latest feature, "Mad Men Returns: A Recap of Season Five," in which I round up all of the important plot points of Season Five of Mad Men in order to get you ready for Sunday's premiere.

Season Six of Mad Men begins Sunday evening at 9 p.m. with a stellar two-hour premiere, 10 long months since we last traveled back in time with AMC’s devastatingly elegant period drama.

In that time, your brain may have erased precious details about what happened to Don Draper (Jon Hamm) in the dentist’s chair, whether he and “Zou Bisou Bisou” chanteuse Megan (Jessica Paré) repaired their marriage or ended it, and just what Joan (Christina Hendricks) did in order to secure herself a seat at the partners’ table. What happened to Lane Pryce (Jared Harris)? Did Betty (January Jones) have cancer? Why isn’t Peggy (Elisabeth Moss) working at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce anymore? What happened to Sally (Kiernan Shipka) at the museum?

Can’t remember the details of Season Five? Read on:

Don Draper (Jon Hamm)

Don has married his former secretary, Megan, to whom he proposed after a trip with the kids to Disneyland at the end of Season Four. Megan now works as a copywriter at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, and Don seems happy to come to work in a way he didn’t before.

Newly relocated to a fabulous Manhattan apartment, Don and Megan have more of a spark than Don and Betty had. At a party, Megan serenades Don with a sexually charged rendition of “Zou Bisou Bisou” in front of his coworkers, something that makes him uncomfortable. They argue. The following day, as she angrily cleans up from the party, they engage in a sex game.

Don and Megan take a trip together, but their marriage hits the skids along the way. The two have a terrible row about orange sherbet, and Don leaves Megan in a Howard Johnson parking lot. He later has a sinking feeling, frantically calling the office in an effort to track her down. Don discovers Megan at home; he kicks down the door and menacingly chases her around the apartment, throwing her to the ground in their living room. His words? “I thought I lost you."

Megan single-handedly saves the Heinz account, but lets Don take the credit for the pitch. Her lack of enthusiasm is the precursor to a larger confession: she wants to quit her job and pursue acting again. Don nearly steps into an open elevator shaft at work, a brush with death that leaves him reeling.

Don spends an afternoon with Joan, test-driving a Jaguar and drinking together in a bar, reminiscing about the past. Arriving home late and drunk, Don is stunned when Megan angrily throws his dinner against the wall. The two lead increasingly separate lives. Megan lands a callback for a role in a play in Boston, which leads to yet another row between the two. They make up, but it’s clear that fissures are forming in their relationship.

Don has a "hot tooth" with which he is avoiding a confrontation. When he finally goes to see a dentist, he learns that he has an abscess: the tooth is rotten, threatening to overtake his jaw. In the dentist’s chair, he has a vision of his dead brother, Adam (Jay Paulson), a ghost whose presence occurs throughout the final episode.

Megan wants Don to help her snag an audition for a shoe commercial. Don vacillates but ultimately helps Megan, realizing that her failure will be his responsibility. On the commercial’s lavish set, she tells Don that she loves him, and they kiss, an emblem of their love set against a false façade. As he leaves her on the brightly lit set of the commercial—where she is playing Beauty of Beauty and the Beast—he is surrounded by the darkness of the studio, one that echoes the gloom within him. Don is then shown at a low-lit bar, where he's asked, "Are you alone?"

Roger Sterling (John Slattery)

Roger is still married to Jane (Peyton List), though their passion has clearly evaporated, as seen from their sparring at Don and Megan’s party. Don is forced to hire an African-American secretary, Dawn Chambers (Teyonah Parris), after Roger takes out an ad in a newspaper—stating that they are an “equal opportunity” employer—as a joke against rival firm Y&R. When several applicants show up, Lane is forced to carve out funds from their budget to support one new position… so that the firm isn’t itself a recipient of angry protests, thanks to Roger’s “joke.” Later, Roger instructs Peggy to hire a Jewish copywriter, Michael Ginsberg (Ben Feldman), because having Jews and African-Americans makes SCDP seem more “modern.”

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Televisionary: The Recap Episode #3

As there have been a lot of new visitors popping up here at Televisionary lately, I thought I'd take the opportunity this Labor Day to take a look back at some recent posts that may have given you a reason to take a break (or sneak one) from work. (Not that I'm advocating that or anything, mind you.)

Hopefully, you're off from work today, with the family, having a lazy old day of it. But if you happen to be stuck inside, below are a few Televisionary moments to keep you entertained...

Reality Check: "Project Runway":
Week 8: Farm-Raised Cuckoo Bird Angela No Jet-Setter
Week 7: The Fix is In: Vincent Has the Winning (Yes, Winning) Design
Week 6: Allison Wrongfully Trashed
Week 5: Michael Finally Gets Some Love
Week 4: Pattern Recognition: "Project Runway" Evicts One Designer
Week 1: Catwalks and Catfights on "Project Runway"

Second Helpings:
FOX's Vanished

I Heart "Veronica Mars":
"Kidnapping an Heiress": Patty Hearst Heads to Neptune
Televisionary Side Note: Fash and Kristen Bell
Circling Neptune: "Veronica Mars" Tidbits
"Mars" Attacks at Comic Con
Television Critics Question the "Gilmore Girls" and "Veronica Mars"

"Office" Life:
I Want a Dunder-Mifflin Snow Globe!
Webisodes Lead to Legal Showdown
The Plot Thickens: "The Office" Whodunit Continues
An "Office" Whodunit

Science Fictionalizations:
Promicin Exchange: Sinners and Saints on "The 4400"
"4400" Reasons Why I Love This Show
Sci Fi's Latest Offers All the "Eureka" of a New Discovery

From Across the Pond:
"The Kumars at No. 42"
"Love Soup"
More "Life on Mars"
"Peep Show"
"Life on Mars"
"Monarch of the Glen"

Emmys:
Tempest in a Tea Cup: An Emmy Weekend Round-up
Ambivalence, Rather than Anticipation, Over the Emmys
New Nominating System, Same Old Emmy Nominations

Televisionary Hot Topics:
Family Drama Behind the Scenes at "Brothers and Sisters"
Televisionary Scoop: First Images From Bravo's "Top Chef 2"
Who's Watching "Nobody's Watching?"
Before They Were "Super": Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth, and James Marsden

Reality Check: "Hell's Kitchen":
"If I Was Any Happier, I'd Need a Personal Assistant": The Searing Finale of "Hell's Kitchen"
No K-Grease Fire in This "Kitchen"
Dining with Disaster: An Insider's Perspective on the Chaos in "Hell's Kitchen"

Pilot Inspektor:
CBS' Smith
CW's Runaway
CW's Hidden Palms
FOX's Vanished
ABC's Six Degrees
ABC's The Nine
NBC's 30 Rock
NBC's Kidnapped
NBC's Heroes
ABC's Brothers & Sisters
Showtime's Dexter

Where Pilots Go to Die:
CBS' Ultra
CW's Aquaman

What's On Tonight

8 pm: Two and a Half Men/How I Met Your Mother (CBS); Behind the Camera: The Unauthorized Story of Diff'rent Strokes (NBC; 8-10 pm); 7th Heaven (WB); Wife Swap (ABC); Prison Break (FOX); Desire/Fashion House (MyNet)

9 pm: Two and a Half Men/The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS); 7th Heaven (WB); Wife Swap (ABC); Vanished (FOX); MyNetwork TV Premiere Special (MyNet)

10 pm: CSI: Miami (CBS); Medium (NBC); Supernanny (ABC)

What I'll Be Watching

10 pm: Life on Mars on BBC America.

It's the penultimate episode of this brilliant (and British) mind-bending mystery series that stars State of Play's John Simm as Detective Sam Tyler, a modern-day copper who wakes up in 1973. On tonight's episode, Sam investigates the suspicious death of a drug dealer who happened to die in police custody. Uh-oh, Sam. Not sure you can trust the Gene Genie on this one...

10 pm: Weeds on Showtime.

Season Two of Showtime's suburban-set pot dramedy is in full swing. On tonight's episode ("A.K.A. The Plant"), Celia is horrified when Isabelle is approached to become a plus-sized children's model, Andy takes young Shane to a massage parlor for a happy ending, and Nancy's new grow business is ready to take off.

11 pm: Lovespring International on Lifetime.

The improvised comedy returns with a brand new episode tonight. On tonight's installment, a Lovespring client (guest star Tim Meadows) spends his time, um, donating sperm rather than, you know, dating.

Televisionary: The Recap Episode #2

As there have been a lot of new visitors popping up here at Televisionary lately, I thought I'd take the opportunity this Fourth of July to take a look back at some recent posts that may have given you a reason to take a break (or sneak one) from work. (Not that I'm advocating that or anything, mind you.)

Hopefully, you're off from work today, with the family, celebrating the birth of the US of A. But if you happen to be stuck inside (it's a another scorcher here in Los Angeles), below are a few Televisionary moments to keep you entertained...

Pilot Inspektor:
CBS' Smith
CW's Runaway
CW's Hidden Palms
FOX's Vanished
ABC's Six Degrees
ABC's The Nine
NBC's 30 Rock
NBC's Kidnapped
NBC's Heroes
ABC's Brothers & Sisters
Showtime's Dexter

Where Pilots Go to Die:
CBS' Ultra
CW's Aquaman

Hot Topics:
TV (Not on DVD)
Hold The Ballots: An Emmy Award Wish List
Barbarians at the Gate: Why the Frack Haven't I Been Watching "Battlestar Galactica" Until Now?

Exclusives:
Televisionary Scoop: Katie Lee Packs Her Knives: Breaking News from Bravo's "Top Chef"
Bravo Confirms Televisionary Scoop: Katie Lee Joel HAS Packed Her Knives After All
The Scandalous 1980s Musical Past of Ricky Gervais Caught on Tape
"May We Have an Awesome Blossom": When Does TV Product Placement Go Too Far?
"Gilmore" Guy: Who Is New Showrunner David Rosenthal?

From Across the Pond:
Spaced
Hex
Doctor Who
Jamie's School Lunch Project

The Thick of It
Waking the Dead

Reality Check:
Hell's Kitchen: Babysitting the Kids
Chef Ramsay Turns Up the Heat in This "Kitchen"
Treasure Hunters: No "Treasure" at the End of This Race
5 Takes: Pacific Rim: A Second Take on "5 Takes: Pacific Rim"
My Take on "5 Takes: Pacific Rim"
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations: "No Reservations" About Watching Bourdain

Televisionary: The Recap Episode

Ah, Memorial Day Weekend. That time of year which signals the end of the television season and the beginning of summer and, well, summer television.

As there have been a lot of new visitors popping up here at Televisionary lately, I thought this would be a good time to take a look back at some recent posts that may have caught your eye, sparked your imagination, or--at the very least--given you a reason to take a break (or sneak one) from work.

Without further ado, I give you the first Televisionary clip show.

Pilot Inspektor:
NBC's Kidnapped
NBC's Heroes
ABC's Brothers & Sisters
Showtime's Dexter

Hot Topics:
"May We Have an Awesome Blossom": When Does TV Product Placement Go Too Far?
"Gilmore" Guy: Who Is New Showrunner David Rosenthal?


Fall 2006 Network Upfronts/Schedule Coverage:
Musical Chairs: NBC Reshuffles Nearly Its Entire Schedule
What I'll Be Watching This Fall
Upfronts Scorecard: The CW
Upfronts Scorecard: NBC
Upfronts Scorecard: ABC
Upfronts Scorecard: FOX
Upfronts Scorecard: CBS

Lost and Found:
Messages in a Bottle: Lost Thoughts for "Live Together, Die Alone" (Season Finale)
Messages in a Bottle: Lost Thoughts for "Three Minutes"
Messages in a Bottle: Lost Thoughts for "?"
Messages in a Bottle: Lost Thoughts for "Two for the Road"
4 8 15 16 23 42...and 6 Inches?: An Island of "Lost" Toys
Before They Were "Lost": Sawyer Vamps It Up on "Angel"

From Across the Pond:
Jamie's School Lunch Project
The Thick of It
Waking the Dead

Reality Check:
Top Chef: "My Back Just Walked into Your Knife": The Winner of "Top Chef" Is a Cut Above
The Amazing Race: Brains Triumph Over Brawn on This "Race"
5 Takes: Pacfic Rim: My Take on "5 Takes: Pacific Rim"
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations: "No Reservations" About Watching Bourdain