StrikeWatch: And... It's Over

It's official: the WGA strike, which began November 5th, has finally come to a close, following a member vote overwhelmingly in favor of ending the strike (92.5% to be precise) and getting back to work during the official ten-day ratification process.

You can literally hear the sound of relief echoing through Hollywood today as writers return to their keyboards to try to pound out as many scripts as possible in time to salvage the 2007-08 season.

"Our membership has voted, and writers can go back to work," said WGA West President Patric Verrone in a statement. "This was not a strike we wanted, but one we had to conduct in order to win jurisdiction and establish appropriate residuals for writing in new media and on the Internet. Those advances now give us a foothold in the digital age. Rather than being shut out of the future of content creation and delivery, writers will lead the way as TV migrates to the Internet and platforms for new media are developed."

So what series will be the first to make it back on air? Most likely it will be NBC's Saturday Night Live, scheduled to return on February 23rd with 30 Rock's Tina Fey as the host (the following week brings Juno's Ellen Page).

As for dramas and comedies, don't expect to see any new episodes of series like Two and a Half Men, The Office, or Ugly Betty until mid-March (for multi-cam comedies) or April (for dramas and single-camera comedies).

As for how many episodes each series will be able to deliver, that depends entirely on the speed of the writing staff and the production schedule. The Office is expected to shoot six more episodes this year, possibly seven. The writing staff on that series had completed a script before the strike began (but were unable to film due to star Steve Carell joining the picket line) but will have to scrap another, a Christmas-themed episode, in an early stage.

"We're going to throw that one out," executive producer Greg Daniels told The New York Times as he explained how the writers would meet this week to plot out the series' storylines. "I'm tempted to just leap ahead to where we would have been."

Five episodes of 30 Rock are expected to be completed before May, depending on Alec Baldwin's availability; the star recently signed on to a feature film, making production slightly more difficult. (And yet something tells me it will all work out.)

The fates of ER and Scrubs are up in the air. It was widely thought that both NBC series would end at the end of this season but without filmed finales, one or both might head back to produce more episodes.... and ER could end up on the fall schedule again, should certain economic factors be worked out. As for Scrubs, NBC has not yet made a decision on the fate of those final six unproduced episodes.

CBS has handed out additional orders for two of its series, giving a six-episode order for comedy Rules of Engagement and four-episode order to Shark.

The network is also in discussions with Warner Bros. Television about restarting production on midseason comedy Old Christine, which was unable to fulfill its entire 13-episode order.

HBO will push the premieres of returning series Entourage and Big Love; Entourage is now expected to be shifted from summer to Fall 2008 while Big Love could launch in either fourth quarter or 2009.

For others, it's the end of the road. On the bubble for renewal (and not producing any further episodes this season): Journeyman, Bionic Woman, Cane, and Big Shots.

While ABC has not yet decided about ordering additional episodes of drama Women's Murder Club this season, if it does return, it will be without showrunners Sarah Fain and Elizabeth Craft and executive producer R. Scot Gemmill, who have all been let go from the series.

"Bionic Woman" Still Kicking?

Is there still life left in that bionic body?

TV Guide claims that NBC hasn't canceled freshman drama Bionic Woman, despite all signs to the contrary.

Series, which hasn't completed its 13-episode initial order, was scheduled to relaunch in January with a two-parter that would rejigger the creaky series, plagued by creative problems and behind-the-scenes departures of several executive producers, including James Morgan and pilot director Michael Dinner.

However, production on the beleaguered drama--which stars Michelle Ryan as bionically enhanced Jaime Sommers--was curtailed in the wake of the WGA Strike and currently has no completed scripts to produce.

An unnamed NBC Universal spokesperson was quick with a statement to the effect that Bionic Woman hasn't been canned: "Bionic Woman has not been canceled. Production was shut down due to the WGA strike. In addition, we have not completed the initial 13-episode order, which will be the first order of business when the strike ends."

What do you think? Should NBC attempt to resuscitate Bionic Woman? Or should they put the series into cold storage? Discuss.

What's On Tonight

8 pm: NCIS (CBS); Clash of the Choirs (NBC); Crowned: The Mother of All Pageants (CW); Duel (ABC; 8-9:30 pm); Bones (FOX)

9 pm: The Unit (CBS); Biggest Loser (NBC; 9-11 pm); Reaper (CW); According to Jim (ABC; 9:30-10 pm); House (FOX)

10 pm: Cane (CBS); Boston Legal (ABC)

What I'll Be Watching

9 pm: Life on Mars on BBC America.

Season Two of the brilliant UK import Life on Mars continues tonight with a brand-new episode. On tonight's installment, a bomb threat is reported, leaving everyone, except Sam, to believe that the IRA have begun a bombing campaign in England. But for Sam, something isn't quite adding up...

"Bionic Woman" Gets New Boss Man; Sci Fi Peaks into "Warehouse"

Let's be honest: we've all heard the drama behind the scenes on the new incarnation of Bionic Woman this season, what with the unexpected departure of Glen Morgan (along with director/executive producer Michael Dinner) and the hiring last month of Friday Night Lights showrunner Jason Katims as a consultant.

The Hollywood Reporter is now indicating that Universal Media Studios has now brought in Jason Cahill to serve as showrunner on Bionic Woman. The move could help to create some stability in the writers' room as Katims had been pulling twice his normal workload, overseeing showrunning duties on both Bionic and Friday Night Lights.

Recently, Cahill was a co-executive producer on CBS' primetime soap Cane and won a WGA Award for his work on The Sopranos.

Bionic Woman, which airs Wednesdays at 9 pm, has not yet been picked up for a full season run.

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In other science fiction TV news, Sci Fi has given the greenlight to two-hour dramedy pilot Warehouse 13.

Project revolves around two FBI agents--a man and a woman--who, after rescuing the president of the United States from harm, are awarded a promotion of sorts to Warehouse 13, a top-secret government installation in South Dakota that acts as a vault for supernatural objects and artifacts that the government has collected; our agents, who swiftly develop some feelings for one another, are now assigned to locate missing objects and investigate new ones.

Warehouse 13, described as "part X-Files, part Raiders of the Lost Ark, and part Moonlighting," comes from such creators as Rockne O'Bannon (Farscape), Jane Espenson (Battlestar Galactica, Buffy the Vampire Slayer), and D. Brent Mote. (Note to BSG fans: Ronald D. Moore, who was originally attached, has unfortunately dropped out of the project.)

Pilot, to be shot as a two-hour backdoor, is being targeted for a summer launch. Move comes just a day after Sci Fi announced that it had ordered a fifth season of Stargate Atlantis.

Peacock Spreads Wings (And Script Orders)

A few freshman series got a slight vote of confidence from their respective networks.

NBC has ordered three additional scripts for each of its new dramas, including Chuck, Journeyman, Bionic Woman, and Life. While it's not quite the back nine order that I've been hoping for (especially in the case of Chuck), it's definitely a step in the right direction.

CBS, meanwhile, extended the order for four additional scripts from its primetime soap Cane.

So far the CW's Gossip Girl has been the only freshman drama to receive a full season pickup, despite a staggering 30 percent drop in viewership between the series opener and second episode.

Given the immediacy of the strike situation (nearly everyone--myself included--now believes that the strike is definitely happening), I am surprised that the networks aren't handing out additional script orders--even as many as nine--left and right. There's no guarantee that these scripts will ever be shot but, given the looming threat and that October 31st deadline, it sure would be nice to have some protection, no?

What's On Tonight

8 pm: Survivor: China (CBS); My Name is Earl/30 Rock (NBC); Smallville (CW); Ugly Betty (ABC); Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? (FOX)

9 pm: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (CBS); The Office (NBC); Supernatural (CW); Grey's Anatomy (ABC); Don't Forget the Lyrics (FOX)

10 pm: Without a Trace (CBS); ER (NBC); Big Shots (ABC)

What I'll Be Watching

8 pm: Ugly Betty.

On tonight's episode ("Betty's Wait Problem"): Betty is distracted by Gio (Freddy Rodriguez), a new sandwich vendor at the office, and is still clearly not over Henry; Wilhelmina tries to get her wedding back on track at the annual Black and White Ball but Claire shows up; Amanda makes her first social appearance as Fey's illegitimate daughter.

8:30 pm: 30 Rock.

What's on my mind grapes? It's the second season of the Emmy Award winning comedy. On tonight's episode ("Jack Gets in the Game"), Will Arnett returns! Jack contends with his archenemy Devin (Arnett) when both compete to replace the retiring Don Geiss (Rip Torn), whose daughter just happens to be engaged to Devin.

9 pm: The Office.

Season Four of The Office continues tonight with a one-hour episode ("Launch Party"), in which Michael can't wait to attend a swanky launch party for Dunder-Mifflin's new website in New York, while Angela arranges a party in Scranton; Dwight tries to sell more paper in a day than the website.

10-11 pm: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on FX.

FX's hilariously subversive comedy It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia continues tonight with two back-to-back episodes. On the first ("Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person"), Dee dates a local rapper but finds out that he may be mentally challenged. On the second ("Hundred Dollar Baby"), Frank tutors Dee in boxing after she's mugged but runs into a former nemesis at the gym.

Talk Back: NBC's "Bionic Woman" and ABC's "Dirty Sexy Money" and "Private Practice"

Several of new fall series launched last night, including dramas Bionic Woman, Dirty Sexy Money, and Private Practice.

Now that you've seen the pilot episodes of all three series, what were your reactions to these new series?

I'll admit that Dirty Sexy Money's pilot was a full head and shoulders above the original network cut I saw in early May and lived up to the promise of the original script. As for my full feelings about the campy series, you'll have to wait until next week when I discuss the pilot episode and the series' third installment. But one note to producers: no more transsexual hooker storylines; it's been done to death already.

As for Private Practice, I'm not a Grey's Anatomy fan, so this isn't normally my cup of medicine-laced tea. That said, I thought that Kate Walsh was as adorable as ever and Tim Daly very charismatic; still, I'm hoping that Addison and Taye Diggs' Sam Bennett hook up (not that I'll be watching). As for replacing Merrin Dungey with Audra McDonald? To be honest, I preferred Merrin. As for the series itself, Private Practice seemed less doom-and-gloom than Grey's but I was hoping for a better mix of dramedy and romance: the medical cases were downright depressing and, please for the love of all things holy, do not ever show me Paul Adelstein naked and tied to a bed. Ever. Again.

And how did my original advance review of Bionic Woman's pilot (found here) live up to the hype? Did you agree with my assessment that NBC downplayed Michelle Ryan's looks a little too much?

Which series has joined your TiVo Season Pass list and which, well, has fallen right off of it?

Discuss in brutal and/or glowing terms right here.

Katims Lights Up "Bionic Woman"

Following the departure of showrunner Glen Morgan last week (due to "creative differences"), NBC has secured the help of a certain in-demand writer on freshman drama Bionic Woman.

Friday Night Lights showrunner Jason Katims has joined the staff of Bionic Woman as a consultant; his task will be to break stories and write episodic scripts on the drama, which stars Michelle Ryan as a bionically enhanced barmaid/secret agent.

NBC's decision to bring Katim on board is a direct reaction to Morgan's departure; previous reports indicated that executive producer David Eick (Battlestar Galactica) would take over Morgan's responsibilities, along with Jason Smilovic.

Katim is himself no stranger to science fiction: he created and executive produced the shortlived WB (and UPN) series Roswell.

As for Friday Night Lights, fans should hope that Katim's willingness to lend a hand on the struggling Bionic Woman would earn him some points regarding FNL down the road.

Hell Hath No Fury Like a "Bionic" Woman: Glen Morgan Exits NBC Drama

With just a few weeks to go before launching its freshman series, sci fi drama Bionic Woman, starring Michelle Ryan as the bionically-enhanced barmaid/superagent Jamie Sommers, has lost one of its showrunners.

Following a rumor I heard yesterday afternoon, NBC has confirmed that Glen Morgan (The X-Files) has left the series, effective immediately. The excuse being given for his sudden and unexpected departure? The typical "creative differences."

"Glen Morgan has helped create a great template for Bionic Woman but has decided to pursue other endeavors now," said studio NBC Universal in a prepared statement. "We wish him the best."

Following Morgan's departure, fellow executive producer/showrunner David Eick (Battlestar Galactica) will assume all oversight for the day-to-day running of the series, working in coordination with Jason Smilovic (Kidnapped).

There was talk yesterday that Morgan's decision to leave Bionic Woman would cause a shutdown in production on the NBC series, but NBC claims that there will be no work stoppage. However, many still believe that there may be a "break" in production in order to allow the writers to adjust to a change in creative direction.

Curiouser and curiouser. Though Variety is quick to point out that both Grey's Anatomy and Brothers & Sisters took hiatuses early on and both became the ratings juggernauts that they are today. Will Bionic Woman buck this trend?

Bionic Woman debuts September 26th at 9 pm on NBC.

Bionic Beauty: Why Is NBC Downplaying Michelle Ryan's Looks?

I might be the only one out there but I really, really enjoyed Jekyll, Steven Moffat's take on the classic Robert Louis Stevenson story of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, which wrapped up its six-hour storyline this past weekend. (Shame on you for missing it!)

While I've been fairly effusive in my praise of the BBC's limited series, I was struck by something in watching the taut thriller these past few weeks: why is it that Michelle Ryan--who plays Dr. Jackman's lovelorn psychiatric nurse/companion Katherine--looks so absolutely smoking in this production and so... dowdy in her new NBC series, Bionic Woman?

Sure, her Bionic Woman character, Jamie Sommers, is meant to be painfully average, a true sign of her role as an Everywoman, but does she have to be quite so average? Our girl Jamie may have just had a significant portion of her body upgraded to bionics following the whole attempted murder/car accident incident, but I am sure she can find the time, between leaping tall buildings and mixing drinks at some drive bar, to put on some eyeshadow, slip into something from the Buffy Summers collection of crime fighting, and glam it up a bit.

I'm positive that somewhere down the line, Jamie will make the crossover from smart and sensible to sleek and sexy but it's a shame that the series' pilot portrayed Jamie as rather a bit of a sad sack in sweatpants. It's not just the outfits, mind you, it's the general aura of naturalistic beauty that the series' producers are aiming for; had Ryan's beauty been a little more attainable from the start that might have made more sense. As it is now, it's just simply shocking to see how completely different these two characters look. (Not quite her Charlize Theron-in-Monster moment, but you get the gist.)

What do you think? Is NBC giving Michelle Ryan's beauty the credit it deserves or are they trying to downplay her looks a little too much?

What's On Tonight

8 pm: Power of 10 (CBS); Live from New York: The First 5 Years of Saturday Night Live (NBC; 8-10 pm); Gilmore Girls (CW); Just for Laughs/Just for Laughs (ABC); Bones (FOX)

9 pm: Big Brother 8 (CBS); Beauty and the Geek (CW); i-Caught (ABC); House (FOX)

10 pm: NCIS (CBS); Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC); Primetime (ABC)

What I'll Be Watching

9 pm: Eureka on Sci Fi.

Season Two of Eureka continues tonight with "E=MC...?," in which an experiment typically goes amuck and the consequence? Oh, just the dawn of the universe being re-created. Did I mention that some antisocial genius in Eureka will have to save the town? Yeah, there's that too.

10 pm: Flipping Out on Bravo.

Okay, I know this is unexpected but I can't help but watch the crazy people in this topsy-turvey world. In this week's episode, Jeff rushes to try to close not one, but two deals and move the focus of his burgeoning business to include Palm Springs. But when the cat's away, the mice will play and Jeff's staff creates some significant damage with their partying ways.

Sarah (Not So) Plain and Tall: Katee Sackhoff Rejoins "Bionic Woman"

Starbuck fans, take note. Jamie Sommers shouldn't get too comfortable; her nemesis Sarah Corvus will be returning... more often that we originally thought.

Battlestar Galactica's Katee Sackhoff has signed a deal to return to sci fi drama Bionic Woman as a recurring player. The Hollywood Reporter has indicated that the deal nearly didn't come together and was only signed in the eleventh hour.

While Sackhoff has appeared prominently in NBC's promos for Bionic Woman, there was no deal in place to keep Sackhoff with the series, except for a handful of episodes, and she and studio Universal Media Studios (nee NBC Universal Television Studio) were said to be "far apart on terms."

Whatever the differences of those terms, a deal was signed yesterday that will return the scene-stealing Sackhoff to the series. Sackhoff, who was due to appear at NBC's Bionic Woman panel of the TCA yesterday, failed to turn up due to a "scheduling conflict."

Speculation was rampant that her no-show was in direct response to the recent announcement that Grey's Anatomy pariah Isaiah Washington would be joining the series for five episodes this fall. However, the real reason does appear to be completely contract-related; she and the studio came to an agreement at 6 pm yesterday.

To sum up: Sackhoff will be on Bionic Woman. And those of us who are completely BSG-deprived can tune in to catch her kicking some serious bionic butt this fall.

Casting Couch: Lucy Hale Takes Over for Mae Whitman on "Bionic Woman"

The guessing game to see who would replace poor Mae Whitman in Bionic Woman is over.

Lucy Hale (The Apostles) has been cast in Bionic Woman, where she'll play Jamie's troubled younger sister, a role originated by Mae Whitman (Arrested Development). It was widely known that Whitman would be replaced but many thought the role would be rewritten to make Jamie's sister a hearing role.

Not so, according to the Hollywood Reporter, who reports that the role will still be that of "Sommers' deaf younger sister." Whether that's true or not remains to be seen, especially as I don't believe the producers would cast another hearing actress in a deaf role.

UPDATE: Hale's character, Becca, will not be hearing impaired and the character will now have a proficiency for computer hacking. (Hmm, Veronica Mars' Mac was too busy?)

Hale, who will be a regular on the series, joins fired Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington, who will board Bionic Woman for five episodes this season.

Washington's role? An enigmatic man working for the vaguely government-controlled black ops division that created Jamie's bionic parts. It's unclear what exactly his motives are but it's he who begins to instruct Jamie in the use of her new abilities.

Let's just hope those abilities don't include on-set outbursts or false mea culpas.

Casting Couch: McDonald In, Dungey Out for "Private Practice"

The recasting couch is getting a lot of usage this development season as the networks continue to retool newly ordered series before their fall launches.

The latest has Audra McDonald (Bedford Diaries) scrubbing in for ABC's new drama series Private Practice, the Grey's Anatomy spin-off focusing on Kate Walsh's Addison Montgomery, who leaves Seattle Grace for sunny Santa Monica and the dubious charms of a private medical practice/medical cooperative, run by her married medical school friends.

McDonald will play Naomi Bennett, the female half of that couple, who have recently (and unknown to Addison) gotten divorced; her husband Sam will be played by Taye Diggs.

But didn't Alias' poor murdered Francie, Merrin Dungey, play Naomi in the two-hour Private Practice backdoor pilot ("The Other Side of This Life") that aired on Grey's Anatomy in June? You are correct, sirs and madams.

With no explanation from the studio or network (other than the usual retooling) McDonald will replace Dungey on the series. Poor Merrin can't seem to catch a break; on Alias, she was blabbing about opening a restaurant only to get killed off--and then brought back to play a character who looked like her old character--and now she's been recast after originating the character on-air.

In other recasting news, word on the street has Mae Whitman (Arrested Development) getting gutted from NBC's sci fi drama Bionic Woman; she played Jamie's deaf younger sister. It's thought that the part will be rewritten once again to restore the sister back to a hearing character (as in the first two drafts of the pilot script). No announcement yet on who will replace Whitman.

Pilot Inspektor: NBC's "Bionic Woman"

One of the more interesting concepts this development season was the "re-conceptualizing" of 1970s cult drama The Bionic Woman. Ordinarily, I'd have sighed and bemoaned the lack of imagination of television creators for simply repackaging an old series with a flashy new cast and better special effects.

But of course NBC's new drama, Bionic Woman, set to launch this fall, isn't just from any creator but from executive producer David Eick, who had his hand in re-conceiving another 1970s cult series, Battlestar Galactica, for Sci Fi. As any longtime readers will tell you, BSG is one of my favorite current series, so I had built up a lot of anticipation for this project, especially having read multiple versions of the pilot script over the last few months.

So imagine my surprise when I finally saw the completed pilot for Bionic Woman a few weeks back and actually did enjoy it. Some of the concerns I had whilst reading the script had disappeared (a polish by Kidnapped creator Jason Smilovic certainly helped matters) and I quickly found myself sucked into this new world.

It's definitely not your father's Bionic Woman. If you're looking for a sunny story about a gorgeous pro tennis player who finds herself turned into the world's most expensive surgery candidate, look elsewhere. This version is a dark (and at times darkly funny) take on the familiar story. Michelle Ryan, best known for her role as Zoe Slater on long-running UK soap EastEnders, plays Jamie Sommers, a put-upon twenty-something who works a thankless job as a bartender while raising her younger sister Becca (Arrested Development's Mae Whitman), who also happens to be deaf.

On the first viewing, I did take umbrage with the deaf sister issue, which had the potential to seem cloying and OTT. (Oh, she's got this rebellious sister AND she's deaf to boot.) While Whitman is a fantastic actress (her Becca is the very definition of raw nerves and teenage angst), it was a little uncomfortable seeing Whitman play a deaf character. However, now having watched the pilot several times, I think the choice to make Becca hearing impaired is an interesting approach. After all, this is a series that is based on the notion that, in our current age, reconstructive surgery is not only possible but prevalent. Chris Bowers' Will raises this issue early on during a lecture to his bioethics class: is it right for scientists to tamper with nature? Do we have the right to make ourselves faster, stronger, larger bossomed than we were born? Will Jamie have the government agency attempt to "fix" Becca's hearing? And what will the fallout from that be?

They're interesting questions that definitely push the envelope in a show that many have already written off as a typical sci fi actioner. I for one am glad that Ryan was cast as Jamie; she's not only a likable and sympathetic lead but she represents the Everywoman that Eick and co-creator Laeta Kalogridis set out to empower. (After all, Buffy Summers was "just a girl" as well.)

So what's this pilot about? (BEWARE: SPOILERS AHEAD!) We begin with the sight of a blood-covered woman in a hospital gown (Battlestar Galactica's Katee Sackhoff) in a government installation, surrounded by the bodies of her victims. She's feral, unstable, and more than a little dangerous. An entire squadron of men--lead by her lover Jae (Will Yun Lee)--surround her. She asks Jae to tell her he loves her as she pounces; Jae fires his gun, killing her. Several years later, Jamie and her surgeon boyfriend Will talk about their future. Will is about to take a fellowship in Paris and urges Jamie to accompany him; she blurts out that she's pregnant. Their happy evening is shattered when, driving home, their car is struck by a semi and rammed into a telephone pole.

Accident? Not quite. A familiar-looking blonde (Sackhoff again!) slinks out of the semi, mission accomplished. Will manages to escape with minor injuries, but Jamie's body is mangled in the crash. Will has her airlifted to a top-secret government installation, where her blood is transfused with anthrocytes and several of her body parts (arm, legs, eye, ear) replaced with bionic appendages. Jamie attempts to escape the facility and is ultimately allowed to go, but not before alerting Jae, installation chief Jonas Bledsoe (Miguel Ferrer) and handler Ruth Treadwell (Molly Price) that Sarah Corvus (Sackhoff again!) is still alive. Just who did Jae bury all those years ago? And how is her reappearance connected to Will's father Magnus (Battlestar Galactica's Mark Sheppard), who happens to be incarcerated in a federal supermax prison and who started the entire bionics program?

(Aside: Sackhoff and Sheppard aren't the only BSG cast members to pop up; look for Aaron Douglass to turn up as a supermax prison guard midway through the pilot.)

There's a conspiracy afoot, one that involves Sarah Corvus, Will's father, and a mysterious man (let's call him Smith) with a penchant for self-surgery. Jamie unwittingly finds herself drawn into a war between the government and these bionic collaborators. Corvus herself has been making alterations to her own body, cutting away her humanity with a scalpel and turning herself into a machine. Which is all the more interesting because she continually seems to display human emotion, like sorrow, lust, regret, and the need for revenge. She's Number Six with a cigarette and a well-placed quip. Sackhoff's scenes with Ryan crackle with energy and she is perfectly cast as Jamie's new nemesis, the first Bionic Woman, a former military volunteer with more than a few screws loose.

I won't reveal any more but I will say that the fight scenes between Jamie and Corvus are brilliant, especially on the rain-slicked roof of an apartment building as Jamie discovers her strength and cunning while facing off against an opponent who refuses to back down. Production values are high, as would be expected for a large-budget action pilot as important to NBC's schedule as this one. I was worried about the special effects, particularly when Jamie ran or jumped, but they are effective and understated.

In fact, there's only one groaner of a moment that drove me crazy in every single version of the script I read and in the completed pilot. As Jamie uses her newly found speed to escape from the facility, she's seen by a little girl in a nearby car, who tries telling her distracted mother what she's seen. When told not to lie, the girl simply smiles and says, "I just thought it was cool a girl could run like that." It might be true, but it's hitting the nail far too closely upon the head to keep me from groaning aloud. Perhaps a judicious trim might be in order?

Ultimately, Bionic Woman isn't perfect but it is fun, escapist sci fi with some social messages sewn into the lining. While Ryan is a winsome lead, she can't help but be upstaged slightly by the visceral Sackhoff, who sinks her teeth into a role that allows her to act dangerous, crazy, and sexy all at the same time. Someone once said that a superhero is only as good as his rogue's gallery of villains (Batman/Joker, Superman/Luthor, etc.), but with Sarah Corvus as her nemesis, Jamie Sommers might just become one hell of a memorable hero after all.

What's On Tonight

8 pm: Creature Comforts/The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS); America's Got Talent (NBC; 8-10 pm); Everybody Hates Chris/All of Us (CW); Wife Swap (ABC); Hell's Kitchen (FOX)

9 pm: Two and a Half Men/How I Met Your Mother (CBS); Girlfriends/The Game (CW); Ex-Wives Club (ABC); Hell's Kitchen (FOX)

10 pm: CSI: Miami (CBS); Dateline (NBC); Supernanny (ABC)

What I'll Be Watching

8 pm: Creature Comforts.

On this week's installment of the US adaptation ("Self Image; Winging It; Art"), animals talk about what it would be like to fly while some dogs discuss art.

9 pm: Big Love on HBO.

It's the second season premiere of HBO's polygamist family drama Big Love. On tonight's episode ("Damage Control"), Bill tries to regain control of his life after the family's exposure; Barb retreats into her own world; and Sarah discovers she has a suitor.

9 pm: Hell's Kitchen.

No, I don't know why I am still watching this train wreck of a culinary competition. On tonight's installment, the teams prepare for the next challenge after a disastrous opening night while Aaron, unable to cope with the mounting pressure, tries to quit.

Network Scorecard: NBC

Network Upfronts start today with the Peacock getting the first go-around at the fall schedule announcements. There's still a few hours to go until NBC makes its announcement, but that wily Kevin Reilly has already officially publicized what the fall schedule will look like.

"Last year we promised a return to the NBC legacy of quality, and in terms of awards, buzz and critical acclaim, that's just what we delivered," said NBC Entertainment President Kevin Reilly in a statement. "We've got the class and next season we're ready to add some mass, with new shows that build on the creative accomplishments of last season and are as broad as they are good. Combine the energy of these new programs with the bulked-up strength of our existing NBC hits and you've got a lineup that's poised to take us to the next level."

Without further ado, a sneak peek at NBC's fall schedule:

NBC Primetime Schedule for the 2007-08 Season:

MONDAY
8-9 pm: Deal or No Deal
9-10 pm: Heroes
10-11 pm: Journeyman

TUESDAY
8-9 pm: The Biggest Loser
9-10 pm: Chuck
10-11 pm: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

WEDNESDAY
8-9 pm: Deal or No Deal
9-10 pm: Bionic Woman
10-11 pm: Life

THURSDAY
8-8:30 pm: My Name Is Earl (25 episodes)
8:30-9 pm: 30 Rock
9-9:30 pm: The Office (30 episodes, including 5 hour-long installments)
9:30-10 pm: Scrubs
10-11 pm: ER

FRIDAY
8-9 pm: 1 vs 100/The Singing Bee
9-10 pm: Las Vegas
10-11 pm: Friday Night Lights

SATURDAY
8-9 pm: Dateline NBC
9-11 pm: Drama Series Encores

SUNDAY (Fall 2007)
7-8 pm: Football Night in America
8-11 pm: NBC Sunday Night Football

SUNDAY (January 2008)
7-8 pm: Dateline NBC
8-9 pm: Law & Order
9-10 pm: Medium
10-11 pm: Lipstick Jungle

For those of you keeping track of such things, here's how the NBC schedule stacks up.

Returning Series:
Deal or No Deal, Heroes, Biggest Loser, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, My Name is Earl, The Office, 30 Rock, Scrubs, ER, 1 vs. 100, Las Vegas, Friday Night Lights, Dateline,

New Series:
Journeyman, Chuck, Bionic Woman, Life, The Singing Bee,

New Timeslots for Returning Series:
The Office (moving to Thursdays at 9 pm), 30 Rock (moving to Thursdays at 8:30 pm), Friday Night Lights (moving to, er, Friday nights at 10 pm).

Midseason Launches/Returns:
Law & Order, Medium, Lipstick Jungle, The IT Crowd, World Moves, Law & Order: Criminal Intent

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Again, NBC hasn't so much overhauled its schedule as it has shifted things around a bit, sticking to its game plan of less expensive reality fare most evenings (save its Comedy Done Right lineup on Thursdays). Hopefully, there will be less expectations in terms of ratings for Friday Night Lights on Fridays, thus keeping the series around for a bit longer. I'm surprised by the decision to launch Journeyman on the back of Heroes rather than Bionic Woman, but I'm hoping that means that the network has enough faith in the Kevin McKidd-led drama to test it in some prime real estate (and let's be honest, trashy fare like The Real Wedding Crashers wasn't working there). I'm not sure that Chuck and Law & Order: Special Victims Unit is an inspired combination, while Bionic Woman and Life on Wednesdays might just be the thing to make me forget that Lost doesn't return until February 2008.

And 30 episodes of The Office? Sounds like a good thing IF the network programmers allow the show's producers to properly schedule and prepare for those five one-hour installments way in advance, before the scripts are written and production begins.

Peacock Spreads Its Wings: NBC Orders Five Drama Pilots to Series

It's always a happy day when three of your favorite drama pilots get ordered to series, all in the same day, and all before the network upfronts have even begun.

NBC today gave series orders to five dramas, including Bionic Woman, Journeyman, and Chuck.

Bionic Woman comes from NBC Universal, David Eick Productions, and G.E.P. Productions Inc. It stars Michelle Ryan (EastEnders) as a down on her luck bartender who is forced to undergo a radical surgery to save her life after a car accident that turns her into a bionic dynamo. The cast also includes Chris Bower, Miguel Ferrer, Will Yun Lee, Mae Whitman, and Molly Price.

Journeyman, from 20th Century Fox Television, stars Kevin McKidd (Rome) as a man who suddenly finds himself traveling into the past in order to change people's lives, sometimes for the better, sometimes for worse. But when he encounters his long-dead fiancée (Moon Bloodgood), who was killed in a plane crash, he finds himself torn between saving her and retaining the life he's been living with another woman. Series also stars Reed Diamond, Gretchen Egolf, Brian Howe, and Charlie Wyson.

Chuck comes from Warner Bros. Television, Wonderland Sound & Vision, and College Hill Prods. It stars Zachary Levi as a computer geek who accidentally downloads the entirety of the NSA database directly into his brain after receiving an encrypted email from an old friend. Armed with the world's top-secret intelligence, he's forced into becoming the intelligence agencies' most powerful weapon. Also stars Adam Baldwin, Joshua Gomez, Sarah Lancaster, Natalie Martinez, and Yvonne Strzechowski.

UPDATE: NBC has now given dramas Life and Lipstick Jungle series orders as well. Life, from NBC Universal, stars Damien Lewis (Band of Brothers) as a cop released from prison for serving time for a crime he didn't commit; returning to the force, he now employs a Zen-like approach to solving crimes. Also stars Adam Arkin, Melissa Sagemiller, Sarah Shahi, and Robin Weigert. Lipstick Jungle, from NBC Universal, stars Brooke Shields, Kim Raver, and Lindsay Price as a troika of high-powered women in Manhattan who lean on one another as they weather life's ever-shifting rollercoaster together.

These are most likely only the first of a series of drama and comedy pick ups to emerge prior to the Upfront Presentations next week, so stay tuned. (Fingers crossed that ABC picks up Pushing Daisies next.)

Stacking the Drama Pilots: A Pilot Inspektor Preview

With the network upfronts scheduled for next week (I cannot wait!), I thought I'd take a look at this year's current crop of pilots, some of which will blossom into full grown series next week. I can honestly say that I have now read every single drama and comedy pilot at every single broadcast and cable network that is up for consideration for the 2007-08 schedule. (It's a demanding job but somebody has to do it.)

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, every single one. From Cashmere Mafia to Marlowe, The Return of Jezebel James to I'm in Hell (a fitting title), no pilot is beneath this Televisionary's piercing gaze. So which drama pilots did I like and what new series do I hope will make it onto their respective networks' schedules? Sit back and find out.

Dirty Sexy Money (ABC): Equally one of my favorite drama pilot scripts this year (save the remarkable Damages, which has been ordered to series at FX), it is a tantalizing combination of Arrested Development and Dynasty, populated by a far-too-wealthy-for-their-own-good family and filled with eccentric characters, hairpin plot twists, and zany soap-ish fun. Plus, it's got an amazing cast in Peter Krause, Donald Sutherland, Jill Clayburgh, William Baldwin (hope someone's watching his voicemail messages), and Samaire Armstrong, among others. I'm really hoping this makes it onto the schedule and, so far, the buzz has been really building.

Journeyman (NBC): A quirky time travel drama that doesn't feel like any other time travel TV series or movie you've ever seen. This is no Quantum Leap, but a deeply personal story about love, loss, and the possibly unwanted ability to find a second chance. Deftly blending sci fi, drama, romance, this pilot has a fantastic lead in Kevin McKidd (Rome) and more than a few twists up its sleeve. Very intriguing and the rare male-driven drama that has female appeal, to boot.

Pushing Daisies (ABC): Takes home the prize for most original and quirky drama this season. Written by the uber-talented Bryan Fuller (Wonderfalls, Heroes), it's the story of a man (Wonderfalls' Lee Pace) with the ability to bring people back from the dead, but there's a painful price to this dark gift (naturally). Instead of falling into self-loathing, he opens a pie shop and works with a detective to scam money from unsolved murders by reviving and then questioning the victims... until he encounters a corpse he recognizes belonging to his one lost childhood love (Anna Friel). Brilliant, moving, and funny (look for Swoozie Kurtz as a shotgun-toting aunt), it's groundbreaking and original and probably too good for American television. Buzz has been building as the pilot turned out much better than the nay-sayers thought.

Chuck (NBC): Imagine if The O.C.'s Seth Cohen grows up into an even more geeky 20-something slacker, accidentally downloads the entire NSA database into his brain and is coerced into helping the intelligence agencies into providing analysis of the raw data... while still not being able to get a date with the girl next door. It's Chuck, a charming action-dramedy from The O.C. creator Josh Schwartz, which might just be my next guilty pleasure.

Fort Pit (NBC): A darkly mordant Hill Street Blues for the new millennium filled with unlikable characters that you can't take your eyes off of and an atmosphere bristling with energy and rawness.

Los Duques (CBS): A gripping and soapy drama about a family-controlled rum empire and the feud between the titular characters and a takeover-savvy rival clan (including Rome's Polly Walker as an untrustworthy femme fatale). It's a fun, compulsive read with unexpected plot twists, including a very risky endgame reveal that changes your perceptions of Jimmy Smits' family man. Expect the name of this pilot, written by Cynthia Cidre, to change if ordered to series.

Big Shots (ABC): The pilot that has undergone more name changes than any other the past few months (some still call it the Untitled Jon Harmon Feldman pilot), but it's a male-driven Desperate Housewives, populated by way too wealthy CEOs shouldering too much responsibility with multi-billion dollar companies, demanding wives and mistresses, and secrets galore.

Bionic Woman (NBC): The latest script draft, rewritten by Kidnapped creator Jason Smilovic, pushed this up my list. It's a risky proposition, re-imagining classic 70s action drama The Bionic Woman but this redo, overseen by BSG's David Eick, puts a dark, contemporary spin on the bionically-enhanced Jamie Sommers (EastEnders' Michelle Ryan), forced to care for her prickly younger sister (Arrested Development's Mae Whitman) who finds herself enlisted in a secret war between the government and others like her. Look for BSG's Katee Sackhoff to potentially steal the show as Sarah Corvus. Gee, what could she want from our girl Jamie? I'm particularly intrigued to see the finished pilot, which will either be brilliant fun or a soggy, overwrought mess, but I am leaning towards the former, which would make it a perfect 10 pm companion to Heroes.

Sarah Connor Chronicles (FOX): Fight the future. A huge-budget household name franchise taken in a completely different direction, it's a fiercely riveting action adventure following Sarah Connor (Lena Headey), a woman with the ferocity of a wounded mama bear, protecting her 15-year-old son John Connor (Thomas Dekker), who might just be humanity's last chance at surviving the coming war. Look for Summer Glau and Owain Yeoman to turn up as the Connors attempt to take down Skynet in the hopes of averting the global catastrophe in the future.

Winters (NBC): It's not just a drama about a female cop from the fertile minds of Peter Blake and David Shore (House); it's an addictive guessing game of a pilot script with one of TV's most unreliable narrators. Christie Winters (Famke Janssen) isn't your every day cop: she's better dressed, sexier, and, oh, a compulsive liar in this captivating police procedural. Watch as she solves crimes, makes enemies, gets saddled with a new partner (Dorian Missick), attempts dating, and evades internal affairs. Is she a crooked cop or just a lying cop with a penchant for uncovering the truth?

Those are my favorite drama pilots, anyway. There are a bunch that I think are really good, solid dramas (like NBC's Lipstick Jungle), but you get the idea. Which drama pilots are you most excited about? And which ones make you want to throw your television out the window (that would be New Amsterdam, Babylon Fields, and Twilight for me)?

In the meantime, be sure to come back tomorrow to see my comedy pilot picks.

Casting Couch: Starbuck To Tackle "Bionic Woman" for NBC

Looks like there could be life for Starbuck after all. Or actress Katee Sackhoff, at least.

Sackhoff, best known for her role as the (possibly?) dead Viper pilot Kara "Starbuck" Thrace on Sci Fi's Battlestar Galactica, has signed on to another remake of an old 1970s TV series, The Bionic Woman.

The Bionic Woman's pilot, co-written and executive produced by BSG's David Eick, stars Michelle Ryan (EastEnders) as Jaime Sommers, a young woman whose body is reconstructed following a horrific accident. Like her predecessor, Sommers is equipped by bionic body parts by a shadowy government organization and gains superhuman strength and senses.

While many pegged Sackhoff a natural for the potential series' lead (sorry, Starbuck fans, that's Ryan), she will instead be guest starring in The Bionic Woman as the top secret program's prototype bionic chick, one with more than a few mental health issues to deal with. According to reports, it's possible that she could recur if the pilot is ordered to series. (Of course, having read the pilot script, I can only shrug in response.)

Battlestar Galactica, meanwhile, wraps up its third season this Sunday with a humdinger of an episode entitled "Crossroads Part Two," which answers several questions that have been lurking at the back of many a BSG fan's mind.

Casting Couch: EastEnders Star Locks Onto "Bionic Woman" Update

Following what was undoubtedly an exhaustive search, NBC has found its Bionic Woman.

Brit actress Michelle Ryan, best known for her role as Zoe Slater on the long-running primetime soap EastEnders, has been cast in NBC's drama pilot The Bionic Woman, an update on that classic 1970s action series starring Lindsay Wagner.

The update of Bionic Woman is more of a reconceptualization of the entire series than a strict update and comes from writer/executive producer Laeta Kalogridis (Birds of Prey) and exec producers David Eick (Battlestar Galactica) and Bruno Heller (Rome).

Ryan will play Jaime Sommers, an everyday woman transformed into a marvel of biomechanical craftsmanship with $50 million worth of bionics implanted inside her body. (Including, yes, both legs, one arm, an eye, and an ear, natch.) Unlike the original, Sommers will not be a tennis pro but will instead be more of a decidedly down-and-out bionic woman, struggling to make ends meet.

The move to cast a virtual unknown in the States was a deliberate move on NBC and studio NBC Universal's part as they are said to have wanted to introduce a new face to US television, despite being thisclose to casting some well-known American actresses in the role.

What's On Tonight

8 pm: NCIS (CBS); Dateline (NBC); Gilmore Girls (CW); America's Funniest Home Videos (ABC); American Idol (FOX); Wicked Wicked Games (MyNet)

9 pm: The Unit (CBS); Law & Order: Criminal Intent (NBC); Veronica Mars (CW); Primetime (ABC); House (FOX); Watch Over Me (MyNet)

10 pm: Without a Trace (CBS); Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC); Boston Legal (ABC)

What I'll Be Watching

8 pm: American Idol.

Simon, Randy, and Crazy--I mean, Paula Abdul--continue their search for the next great American Idol. Tonight it's the Hollywood Round.

8 pm: Gilmore Girls.

Le sigh. I'm not sure why I am still watching this, as it's just so damn depressing to watch this once-great series continue to fall off the tracks. On tonight's episode ("Farewell, My Pet"), Richard begins his recovery following his bypass surgery; Rory discovers that Richard's economics class is now being taught by an atractive (and younger) prof; Lorelai and Sookie plan a funeral for Michel's beloved dog. (Remember when Michel *actually* had something to do on this show?) All in favor of ending this once great show, say aye.

9 pm: Veronica Mars.

YAY! Veronica *finally* returns (at least for a few weeks, before the dreaded Pussycat Dolls reality show knocks it off the schedule again) with new episodes. On tonight's installment ("Postgame Mortem"), Keith is hired by the widow of the murdered Hearst College basketball coach to investigate her late husband's death and clear her son, who happens to be the prime suspect. Shades of Dean O'Dell's death, anyone? Meanwhile, Veronica runs afoul of Sheriff Lamb and might just end up in the clink.

David Eick to Tackle "Bionic Woman" for NBC

Call it a hunch, but I'm guessing that, unlike Starbuck, this Bionic Woman will stay the same gender.

Battlestar Galactica executive producer David Eick is partnering with feature writer Laeta Kalogridis (James Cameron's Battle Angel) to develop a re-imagining of 1970s series The Bionic Woman (itself a spin-off of the Lee Majors-led The Six Million Dollar Man), in which Lindsay Wagner played cybernetic tennis pro/secret agent Jaime Sommers, for NBC. Eick will executive produce and Kalogridis will write the pilot for NBC Universal.

Like Eick's update of Battlestar Galactica, this re-imagining of The Bionic Woman will start from the ground up and will use the title merely as a jumping off point. Unlike the original series, which centered around the rise of terrorism in the 1970s, the new version will instead explore the complicated role of professional women in present day. Or as Eick told Variety, "It's using the idea of artificial technology as a metaphor for what contemporary women sometimes feel is necessary to do everything that needs to be done."

Details are being kept under wraps, but Eick says that with the huge technological achievements and innovations of the past thirty-odd years, viewers should expect some up-to-date tech for this new bionic woman... and possibly nanotechnology. (So it's the Six Billion Dollar Woman, then?)

As for Kalogridis, let's hope that The Bionic Woman is better than her last foray into the world of TV female superheroes... the WB's Birds of Prey. (Ouch.)