Chain of (Awful) Title: "Dancing with the Stars" Spinoff Title Revealed

Every now and then you stumble on a monumentally bad title for a television series. Often it's the name of an equally horrific series (Shasta McNasty and One Tree Hill come to mind) and sometimes the series is actually good in spite of such a bad title (Dirty Sexy Money, Samantha Who).

But then there's the rare gem of a pitiful title that belies not only an inherent weakness but an ability to make the American public question all rules of grammar, spelling, and good taste.

I'm talking, ladies and gentlemen, about the title for the spinoff series of ABC's hit reality competition series Dancing with the Stars. It's been previously referred to as Dance X or Dance Wars; those titles positively gleam with thoughtfulness and intelligence in comparison.

According to a source close to the production, the title that the producers have now chosen is... DanSing.

Before you ask, that's not a typo; yes, the S in the middle of the misspelled word is capitalized. As for the why, I'm told by the same source--who wishes to remain anonymous--that the competition series is broadening its purview from strictly (come) dancing to dancing and singing.

Yes, the competition series--led by Dancing with the Stars impresarios Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba and hosted by Drew Lachey--will be an all-singing, all-dancing review in which the teams will compete both vocally as well as, er, choreographically.

I'm not sure why the shift in focus here other than an attempt to steal a singing beat (heh) from American Idol, which launches in January. But, seriously, couldn't they at least have come up with a better title than that?