What I'm Watching This Fall

Ah, autumn. With it comes the end of horrific LA heatwaves, comfy sweaters, and the advent of the fall season, with its new series and returning favorites? Is there really any better time of year?

It's with that thought that I take a look at what I'll be watching this fall. While I can't guarantee that I'll stick around for more than a few (or even one additional) episode of many of these series, below are the new and returning shows that have at least piqued my interest, based on their pilots.

monday

8 pm: Chuck (NBC).

I'll say it now. I'm already in love with Chuck. If they can keep up the winning combination of humor and action that the pilot had in spades, this will be one of my favorite new series (and may make the hurt of Veronica Mars' cancellation sting a little less). While I've already reviewed the pilot episode at considerable length, I will say this: Chuck will make the rush home from work on Mondays even sweeter. When was the last time you felt that way about an 8 pm series?

8 pm: Everybody Hates Chris/Aliens in America (CW).

To be honest, I wasn't all that taken with the original pilot for Aliens in America, but I'll give the series a second shot, especially paired with Everybody Hates Chris. Either the concept will be cloying and smarmy by episode 2, or the series' producers will find a tone that both touching and trenchant. Plus, we'll get to see if Gilmore Girls' Scott Patterson can make the jump from quirky one-hour drama to single-cam comedy.

9:30 pm: Samantha Who? (ABC).

It's quirky, it's female-led, but it's not 30 Rock. So what comedy am I taking about? Samantha Who, natch. It features Christina Applegate's return to network television, a fantastic cast of talented actors (among them Jean Smart, Jennifer Esposito, Barry Watson, and Melissa McCarthy), and a novel premise: if you had amnesia and had forgotten the truly heinous human being you had been, would you change and become a better person? Or would you go back to your old ways? It's an interesting conceit for a character-driven comedy and one that I hope lives up to its potential. Besides, what other series had more title changes than this one? Let's hope Samantha Who? sticks.

10 pm: Journeyman (NBC).

Take an actor from one of my favorite big-budget sweeping epic dramas (Kevin McKidd of HBO's Rome), add a love triangle to the mix that features Moon Bloodgood and Gretchen Egolf, and a time traveling premise that involves no time machine. But lest you think that Journeyman is a stale retread of Quantum Leap, think again: it's actually a thought-provoking drama about the nature of free will vs. fate as it applies to our own pasts. Can McKidd's Dan choose his wife and child over the lover he lost in a plane crash all those years ago? Find out this fall.

tuesday

8 pm: Beauty and the Geek (CW).

Yes, I'm a sucker for this reality series--sorry, social experiment--which returns to the CW this fall with a twist: contestants will this time welcome one hunky guy and one geeky girl to the mix. Will it impact the game? Or influence any potential relationships among the players? Methinks we already know the answer to that question.

9 pm: Reaper (CW).

I'll be honest: I didn't really care for the pilot for CW's demonic dramedy at all, but I am willing to check out the second episode if only because there's nothing else worth watching at this time and because, even after all these years, Twin Peaks' Ray Wise still scares the hell out of me.

10 pm: Cane (CBS).

Looking for a rich, morally complex nighttime soap that's not afraid to push its characters to commit unspeakable acts in the pilot episode alone? CBS has brought us the sumptuous drama Cane which fulfills just that promise. Watch as Jimmy Smitts leads an all-star cast as they attempt to achieve the American dream any way they can.

10 pm: Damages (FX).

Did you really think I'd forget that my current drama obsession is still airing new episodes this fall just because the new season was starting? (Just how fickle do you think I am?) Watch as this taut gem of a thriller/mystery comes to a close this fall. You'll be missing Glenn Close, Rose Byrne, and all the others in no time.

wednesday

8 pm: Pushing Daisies (ABC).

If there's one single series that excites me above all others, it's Pushing Daisies. I've been extolling the joys of this imaginative and inventive series (from Dead Like Me creator Bryan Fuller) since before the network upfronts in May. Yes, it's about a man--a pie maker, no less, who can bring people back from the dead with a single touch, but it's more than that. It's a "forensic fairy tale," a doomed romance, a quirky drama, a weekly murder mystery whodunit, and probably the most bizarre and well-written television series currently on the air. What more could you ask for, really?

8 pm: America's Next Top Model (CW).

Yes, I'm sure to get some flak for this one, but I can't help but get sucked into the drama, catfighting, and backstabbing that accompany this CW stalwart.

9 pm: Bionic Woman (NBC).

Yes, it's dark and dour, but I have faith in executive producer/showrunner David Eick (Battlestar Galactica) and I really do like series lead Michelle Ryan (even if I do feel NBC is downplaying her looks a little too much). On the con side: the casting of Isaiah Washington (ick) and the fact that Glen Morgan has left the series before its launch. On the pro side: it's from one of the producers of BSG who has a proven track record with reinventing old sci fi concepts and it's got Katee Sackhoff as a villanous rogue bionic woman. Decisions, decisions.

9 pm: Gossip Girl (CW).

If you're looking for a dark teen soap with a completely different mindset than the sunny atmospherics on The OC and more money than Midas, you've come to the right place. Gossip Girl might come from executive producer Josh Schwartz and feature rich, well-dressed teens, but the similarities end right there. (Bonus point: it features yet another Chuck, along with Pushing Daisies, and, well, Chuck.)

10 pm: Dirty Sexy Money.

Looking for a primer on how not to make a compelling pilot? Take a look at the original cut of Dirty Sexy Money's pilot. And yet, the series' producers were able to turn it around completely with a revised, re-edited, and reconfigured pilot that lived up to the script's original premise. It's a twisted soap about one of the meanest and most selfish wealthy families in Manhattan and the poor family lawyer (Peter Krause) assigned to deal with them on a daily basis. This could be the dramatic version of Arrested Development that I've been waiting for. Only time will tell.

10 pm: Top Chef & Project Runway (Bravo).

Top Chef continues on Bravo as we inch ever closer to a final cook-off between the final two chefs, while Project Runway--if Bravo can ever get their act together and announce a launch date, that is--returns with a fourth season of catwalks and catfights.

thursday

8 pm: Ugly Betty (ABC).

After the disastrous season finale, I'm tempted to walk away from Ugly Betty, but I'll check out its second season, just as long as it doesn't veer into melodrama again. I like Betty because it's fun and occasionally witty, and because it peppers its over-the-top soap acrobatics with some incisive comedy. Desperate Housewives for the Marc Jacobs set I do not need this to be.

8:30 pm: 30 Rock (NBC).

I'm desperate for the return of NBC's smart, hilarious comedy 30 Rock after a summer of withdrawal. Inside jokes, running subplots, and the most absurd humor around, 30 Rock has got it all, plus crackling writing, hilarious (and underplayed) random guest stars, and Tina Fey. (Did I mention Tina Fey?) The start of its second season can't come quickly enough for me.

9 pm: The Office (NBC).

The gang at Dunder-Mifflin return for a fourth season of office-bound hijinx. I've been extremely outspoken about my wish list for the comedy's fourth season and my concerns about launching Season Four with four one-hour episodes, but that said, I still can't wait to catch up with these paper pushers.

10 pm: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX).

The wacky comedy returns this fall with a third season of inventive, mind-boggling plots, hosting a cornucopia of dumpster babies, party mansions, and hostage negotiations.

10 pm: Tim Gunn's Guide to Style (Bravo).

At least until Tim Gunn returns to guide some new fashion designers with Project Runway Season Four.

friday

8 pm: Doctor Who (Sci Fi).

The venerable British sci fi drama Doctor Who continues its brilliant third season over on Sci Fi, with a new companion for the Doctor, new villains, and new adventures.

saturday

9 pm: Torchwood (BBC America).

Sure, you're going to be out, but why not set the TiVo to record Torchwood, the out-there Doctor Who spinoff starring a time-traveling bisexual Time Agent, a Welsh copper, and the wackiest bunch of scientists this side of Bones? You'll thank me on Monday.

sunday

pm: Dexter (Showtime).

I never thought I'd be captivated completely by a series about a serial killer and yet I can't get enough of Showtime's killer drama, which returns this fall with its second season. Lock the doors and watch it with the lights on.

10 pm: Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO).

It seems like it's been years (almost two, really) since we last caught up with Larry and Cheryl, but Curb has launched a new season just in time for the fall season and if the premiere is any indication, the series' trademark bite is still very much intact.

And there you have it: what I'll be watching this fall. What did I leave off and what will you be watching this fall?

What's On Tonight

8 pm: How I Met Your Mother/The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS); Thank God You're Here (NBC); Everybody Hates Chris/Everybody Hates Chris (CW); Wife Swap (ABC); Prison Break (FOX)

9 pm: Two and a Half Men/Rules of Engagement (CBS); Heroes (NBC); Girlfriends/The Game (CW); Fat March (ABC); Prison Break (FOX)

10 pm: CSI: Miami (CBS); Dateline (NBC); Supernanny (ABC)

What I'll Be Watching

10 pm: Weeds on Showtime.

The third season of Showtime's acclaimed comedy, Weeds continues. On tonight's episode ("Bill Sussman"), Andy goes into hiding after going AWOL, the city council decides to work with Sullivan (Matthew Modine), who asks Nancy to hold a cocktail party, and Shane attends summer school in Majestic.

10 pm: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations on Travel Channel.

The third season of Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations continues as Tony Bourdain travels to Argentina, making stops in Buenos Aires and Patagonia.