Rewind: "Monarch of the Glen"

Over the past few years, Monarch has quickly become one of my favorite series, a cozy cup of tea before bedtime in television form. Granted, Monarch of the Glen is a drama series so chaste that characters seem to fall in love and propose after nothing more than a first date and a peck on the cheek, but that's all part of the charm of this wacky, whimsical family drama, set in the gorgeous Scottish Highlands.
At the start of the series, prodigal son Archie MacDonald (Alastair Mackenzie) arrives at Glenbogle, leaving behind his career as a restaurateur and his icy girlfriend Justine (Anna Wilson-Jones), to take on the role of laird and save the family estate from financial ruin. He soon becomes entangled in an ongoing family drama, cast between his gambling-addicted mother Molly (Susan Hampshire) and lunatic father Hector (Richard Briers), whose "accident" upon a jet ski has led Archie to succeed Hector as, you guessed it, the monarch of the glen.

Much of Monarch's fun comes from the schemes that the characters engage in, whether it's a feud between Hector and neighboring landowner Lord Angus Kilwillie (Academy Award-winning screenwriter of Gosford Park Julian Fellowes) over who has the tallest tree in Scotland, the same duo stealing and re-stealing a barrel of priceless whiskey from Archie, or Molly arranging a poker game with a thug to pay off her mounting gambling debts... without Archie finding out, of course. Poor wee Archie often finds himself in quite a pickle, dealing with the constant haranguing of his family and employees, all of whom want something from him. And that something is usually money, which they've got precious little of, or sex, seeing as nearly every female character on the show has one time or another fallen for the laird's charms. (To name but a few: Justine, Katrina, Lexie, Stella, etc.)
But wacky residents and lovelorn housekeepers aside, Monarch of the Glen is definitely a drama and there's tragedy lurking in the corridors and crevices of Glenbogle estate. The MacDonalds' eldest son Jamie drowned in a boating accident on the loch as a teenager. A thirteen-year-old Archie was in the boat with Jamie when it happened and Hector and Molly never truly recovered from Jamie's death, nor has Archie who continues to blame himself for the death of his older brother. Not only then, is Archie's role as laird a burden and responsibility too heavy for him to handle, it's also one that was never intended for Archie in the first place. If Jamie's death has cast a pall over the beautiful Glenbogle estate, then perhaps Archie's return to his ancestral home can set things right.

The MacDonalds and their loyal retainers are characters that you soon grow to love (I know I did) and you long to reconnect with them again and again. One caveat: don't get too attached to any one of them as Monarch has a habit of writing out its supporting characters with alarming frequency. It doesn't help matters either that the series' main cast members sadly move on over the course of its seven-season history. Even central protagonist Archie departs the series during the fifth season to go climb a mountain (seriously) with his errant sister Lizzie (don't ask). While those departures are far from being the smoothest in television history (especially Archie, and Duncan, who leaves to become a radio DJ in a hospital), it's rather sad to note that by the end of the series, very few of the series' original cast members remained. And while Monarch's producers brought in new characters to spice things up, one can't help but miss Archie, Lexie, Hector, and Duncan. (Hell, I even miss Katrina.)

Sadly, BBC America has in recent years shown much disrespect to one of the programs which made its name synonymous with quality programming, scheduling the series at odd hours (the sixth season aired on Saturdays at 3 pm PT) and now unceremoniously yanking Monarch of the Glen off the air altogether. Additionally, the digital cable network has so far shown little inclination to air the seventh and final season of Monarch, which aired last fall in the UK.
I can only hope that the show's loyal viewers will eventually be able to see how this charming series ends; in the meantime, there are four fantastic DVD sets of Monarch of the Glen with which to reminisce about the MacDonald clan. But I just know that, faced with similar circumstances, Archie and that incorrigible Glenbogle gang would gleefully cook up a wee scheme or two to get their way...
The first four season of "Monarch of the Glen" are available to purchase or rent; the series' fifth season is currently scheduled to be released in October.
What's On Tonight
8 pm: Rock Star: Supernova (CBS; 8-9:30 pm); Most Outrageous Moments/America's Got Talent (NBC); Blue Collar TV/Blue Collar TV (WB); George Lopez/Freddie (ABC); So You Think You Can Dance (FOX; 8-10 pm); America's Next Top Model (UPN)
9 pm: Criminal Minds (CBS); America's Got Talent (NBC; 8:30-10 pm); One Tree Hill (WB); Lost (ABC); Eve/Cuts (UPN)
10 pm: CSI: New York (CBS); Law & Order (NBC); Lost (ABC)
What I'll Be Watching
10 pm: Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares on BBC America (9 pm ET).
If you missed your Monday night fix of Gordon Ramsay, here's your chance to catch him this week. On tonight's episode of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares ("Oscar's"), Gordon faces one of his toughest challenges yet as he's forced to contend with Irish mother-and-son team of Maura and Lenin, a bickering pair constantly at one another's throats. If that weren't bad enough, chef Lenin is an alcoholic whose drinking problem often lands him in the hospital... during service. Will Gordon be able to knock some sense into their heads and save the restaurant?
10 pm: Project Runway on Bravo.
It's the third season premiere tonight of Bravo's smash hit reality series Project Runway. I've never watched the show before (I know, I know!), but seeing as everyone I know watches and lives by this fashion competition, I will be watching this season. Catfights, fashion victims, and Heidi Klum. What more could you ask for in a reality series?